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Curse of the Forty-Niner
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Curse of the Forty-Niner (2003)

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Plot Summary:
"A group of friends discover gold deep inside an old mine. But by taking the gold and think they've hit it big, they awaken a long dead miner who's Hell Bent on protecting his treasure."


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Review Date: 10 December 2008 My Rating: out of 5

 

Typically unlikeable youngsters take to the road and head out to Hicksville USA, in search of an abandoned mine looking for gold. Unfortunately, they encounter the vengeful spirit of a leprechaun...er...an 1850s prospector (a bearded Vernon Wells in flashback) who kills anyone who dares take his gold. Karen Black plays the local crazy old woman, John Phillip Law plays Sheriff Murphy (Law as a sheriff named Murphy? Get it?), and you’ll also spot Martin Kove (remember nasty karate instructor Kreese in “The Karate Kid”? He ain’t lookin’ so hot these days, but is still an underutilised talent), a seemingly sober Jeff Conaway (sorry, but if you’ve seen “Celebrity Rehab”, you’ll know how bad he can get, poor guy), and a positively ancient-looking Richard Lynch.

Aside from some guest roles and bit parts for B-grade performers (Exceptionally hammy Wells is the best thing in the film, next to an annoying but well-cast Black, whom I can’t stand, but who gets into the spirit of things), this John Carl Buechler horror pic is pretty dull, with obnoxious leads and bad acting from the no-namers. The film even tends to skimp on the gore, and especially the T&A (the only nudity comes from the sickly-looking ginger nut of the group).

The story is especially tired- a vengeful gold-protecting monster and an abandoned mine shaft...ZZZzzzz. Wake me up when they get to the part that doesn’t suck. Oh, wait, that never happens. Actually, I have to praise the terrific lighting and foggy night-time exteriors, they make the film look a lot less cheap than it is. At least until you look at the crappy makeup and awful FX, strange given Buechler’s background. There is one great bit, though, as Wells bites off his own finger, spits it out and curses the townsfolk.

OVERALL SUMMARY
A tired, clichéd horror pic with poor acting aside from a few of the bigger names in the cast, and not enough exploitation material to keep me awake.



Reviewer: Phil Davies Brown @horrorasylum
Location:Scotland, UK
Review Date: 09 January 2004 My Rating: out of 5

The very capable John Carl Beuchler unleashes his new film on an unsuspecting public, and despite a very effective title sequence it pretty much goes down hill after that.

Basically, a young man finds gold and sends a nugget and a map to his sister asking her and his pals to come help him gather it all.

The fortysomething kids then make their way into the outback to satisfy their greed.

Unfortunately for them.......but fortunately for us, the tangible ghost of an ex-miner comes back to carry out the curse.....anyone who takes his gold will die!!

The greedy so and so's then die one by one and in my opinion in the wrong order as the most obnoxious characters live longest here.

Not even the appearances of Martin Kove, Jeff 'Kenickie' Conaway and 'Mother Firefly' herself Karen Black can save this lump of spray painted granite, masked as a golden nugget.

OVERALL SUMMARY
It's aesthetically pleasing, and three of the female characters are quite good, but there are no other reasons to watch it.




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