Following in the footsteps of 'Troll' comes this silly film which proves
that if it smells like crap and looks like crap, then it definitely is
A mad BDSM ho, cooks up a demonic vagina which eats body parts and then
gives birth to devil gnomes and produces drugs (I kid you not!).
A C.S.I guy gets caught up in the proceedings and arses around for 80
minutes as a fetish community fears for it's lives (although clearly not
that much, as the Angelina Jolie knive play style of fornication ensues
Anyway, the C.S.I guy hooks up with a tart with a heart and risks it all
to save her ('all' being his life, as he has a one bedroom apartment in
scumsville city that contains only a lamp and a bed, and is ever closer to
getting his P 60 everyday).
The story and actors (with the exception of Julie Strain who only had to
show up and look good) are rubbish, which is a shame as a lot of effort
did go into this (or so we are told in the making of featurette) with the
lead actor taking on at least 6 crew roles as well as lending his (ahem)
talent to the picture.
Credit does however go to the cast and crew for their efforts, who despite decent enough creature effects are let down by lack of budget. At the end
of the day they did try to do something different rather than knock out a
cheapo slasher flick.
The gnomes are ok looking, but are hardly the main focus. Apart from the
inclusion of information on how they made the demonic vagina from
styrofoam and paint, there isn't even anything to make you laugh.