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Ice Queen (2005)

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Plot Summary:
"Dr Frantz Goddard discovers a female body from the ice age, which has been perfectly preserved. As he plans to smuggle the artefact into America, however, it becomes apparent that the being isn't quite dead."


Review by
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Review Date: 30 November 2005 My Rating: out of 5

 

This boring 'horror' romp sees a bunch of annoying characters trapped in a lodge after an avalanche only to find that they are buried under the snow with some genetically enhanced snow bitch who freezes her victims from the inside out.

It's along the same lines as Jack Frost but minus the charm and ends up being pretty damn slow as it takes around 45 minutes for any of the main characters to be killed off.

The players are all stereotypes; the black guy dies first and we have an obese alcoholic and his dog keeping the 'action' moving up top with some shoddy CGI thrown in for good measure.

Who thought this would entertain horror fans?

OVERALL SUMMARY
In all, it's a two star affair, earning a point for each of 'actress' Jennifer Hill's breasts.




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