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Motor Home Massacre (2005)

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"Seven young friends climb aboard a vintage RV headed for a fun-filled weekend in the woods when they encounter a night vision goggled, machete-wielding psychopath."


Review by
Phil Davies Brown
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Review Date: 20 June 2007 My Rating: out of 5

 

This has to be the worst low budget horror flick Iíve seen in ages. The film follows a group of one dimensional dweebs as they embark on a weekend away in the ugliest motor home Iíve ever seen, only to fall foul of a mysterious killer.

The acting is dreadful, as are the characterizations, the performances are gimmicky, the deaths are unimaginative and easily forgettable, the supposedly scary phone calls are pathetic, and the tone is all over the place. Continuity is a joke too, for example the scene where Justin Geerís Benji appears outside the motor home in an untucked shirt only to enter the motor home and find himself miraculously wearing his shirt tucked in with a tie and tank-top on.

Iím really unsure of what the filmmakers were trying to achieve here. If it was meant to be a joke it wasnít funny, if it was meant to be played straight it was hilariously bad.

OVERALL SUMMARY
Donít watch this trash.




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