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SOFIA VERGARA LITERALLY SHOOTS OFF HER HOOTERS ON NEW 'MACHETE KILLS' POSTER!

Steven Davies Posted: 7 March, 2013 at 15:21 PM GMT
Author: Steven Davies

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Paving the way for one heck of a lot of booby gags comes a new character poster from Robert Rodriguez's grindhouse-styled sequel 'Machete Kills'. The poster features 'Modern Family' star and all round hottie Sofia Vergara playing her character Desdemona packed for action and donned with a couple of splendid accessories. Looking like an uber upgraded version of a fembot from 'Austin Powers' Vergara is booby blasting big time in typical over-the-top, whilst still being awesome, Rodriguez style. If you haven't already scrolled right past this blurb and are keeping 'abreast'(!) of all the 'Machete Kills' news you'll be happy to know that this bad boy hits theatres on 13 September thanks to Open Road Films. Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba ('Sin City'), Michelle Rodriguez ('Resident Evil: Retribution'), Amber Heard ('Drive Angry'), Vanessa Hudgens ('Sucker Punch'), Zoe Saldana ('Avatar'), Alexa Vega, the Avellan twins ('Planet Terror'), Edward James Olmos ('Dexter'), Charlie Sheen ('Anger Management'), William Sadler and Mel Gibson all star in the tongue in cheek follow-up. Check out the new poster below.

"The new film finds Machete (Trejo) recruited by the U.S. Government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a madman cartel leader and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on an army in an effort to dismantle a plan for global anarchy."

Sofia Vergara in 'Machete Kills'
Sofia Vergara in 'Machete Kills'

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Steven Davies Posted: 7 March, 2013 at 15:21 PM GMT
Author: Steven Davies

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