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SOFIA VERGARA'S FIRING FUNBAGS PACIFIED ON NEW 'MACHETE KILLS' POSTER

Steven Davies Posted: 5 June, 2013 at 14:48 PM GMT
Author: Steven Davies

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It appears that sexy Sofia Vergara's ('Modern Family') breast blasters have been tamed and capped for this new slightly revised PG-13 type one-sheet for her chesty 'Machete Kills' character Madame Desdemona. The previous poster (also shown below) which beautifully highlighted her character's ammo filled nipples has been softened up although we're not entirely sure why as its predecessor is awesome! This time around even Sofia's face has softened up. The Robert Rodriguez action grindhouse sequel arrives this September so I'm sure we're still in for more asset-like treats in the coming weeks. Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba ('Sin City'), Michelle Rodriguez ('Resident Evil: Retribution'), Amber Heard ('Drive Angry'), Vanessa Hudgens ('Sucker Punch'), Zoe Saldana ('Avatar'), Lady Gaga, Alexa Vega, the Avellan twins ('Planet Terror'), Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr, Edward James Olmos ('Dexter'), Charlie Sheen ('Anger Management'), William Sadler and Mel Gibson all star. Head below for the new poster.

"The new film finds Machete (Trejo) recruited by the U.S. Government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a madman cartel leader and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on an army in an effort to dismantle a plan for global anarchy..."

'Machete Kills' kicks into US theatres from 13 September.

Sofia Vergara as Madame Desdemona - Tamed
Sofia Vergara as Madame Desdemona - Tamed

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Sofia Vergara in 'Machete Kills'

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Steven Davies Posted: 5 June, 2013 at 14:48 PM GMT
Author: Steven Davies

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