You have to be careful when labelling your movie with a tagline that may leave itself open to ridicule or, even worse, twisted into a beautiful piece of self-mockery. Remember Andrew Traucki’s shark flick ‘The Reef’? No, nor me but the poster strapline which read “Pray that you drown first” always sticks in my head. That’s just asking for trouble. The same could be said for the Scott W. Mckinlay helmed horror ‘Creep Van’ which has just been picked up by Inception Media for North American distribution. The tagline reading “Let the bad times roll”…eeek! Mckinlay directs the Detroit Riot Productions project based on a story by himself and scribe Jim Bartoo. ‘Creep Van’ stars Brian Kolodziej, Amy Wehrell, Gerald Emerick, Collin Bernsen, Mike Butler and sexy ex-porn star Angelina Armani – below (‘ChromeSkull: Laid to Rest 2’) and will be availble to view on VOD and buy on DVD at some point in the near future. Head below for the plot info and poster.
“Life without a car can be murder. Nobody is going to learn that lesson faster than Campbell Jackson, a 20-something, out of work, out of options misfit in Detroit. Forced to take a dead-end position at a local car wash, Campbell sees a dilapidated 1970s van for sale. Little does he know it is the Creep Van, which is busy terrorizing the people of Michigan, creatively dispatching victims with a host of elaborately constructed booby traps inside its rusted walls. For those unwilling to climb aboard, the Creep and his Van have no qualms about running folks over or smashing through the occasional house. Campbell finds himself forced to team up with a sleazy conman named Swami Ted to hunt down and stop the Creep and his Van before it is too late.”
‘Creep Van’ One-Sheet
The Sexy Angelina Armani Dodges the ‘Creep Van’
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