Prepare yourself for what seems to be an extremely implausible announcement. A few sources are reporting that the gorgeous Jessica Simpson is joining up with shocking director Uwe Boll to play the bizarrely hot Samus Aran in a movie adaptation of the popular Nintendo video game ‘Metroid’. Simpson will play apparently play the curvy computer sprite Aran, who is a sexy space bounty whose goal is to rid the world of energy sucking beasts called Metroids.
Boll has already tried several video game adaptions to date all of which are hugely below par so dont’ expect anything too incredible. But as we have said already we don’t hold much stock in this and the whole thing could just be mere hearsay. Either way it’s a good excuse to plaster a hot pic of Jessica Simpson and Samus Aran below.
What do you guys think?
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