Well shut my mouth. I know I promised that ‘The Possession’ spoofing new one-sheet for ‘A Haunted House’, we posted earlier this week, would be the last leading up today’s theatrical opening stateside…but that wasn’t quite the case. Just under the wire appeared another poster making sure it can help cash in on the recent promos for ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’. It features Marlon Wayans (‘Scary Movie’) once again this time posing in place of the legendary Leatherface accompanied by a terrified teddy bear plus the tagline ‘Horror’s About to Get Ripped a New One’. Essence Atkins (‘Dance Flick’), Cedric the Entertainer, David Koechner (‘Final Destination 5’), Nick Swardson, Dave Sheridan (‘Scary Movie’) and Affion Crocket all star. Check the FINAL poster below.
“In an outrageous send up of the Paranormal Activity movies, The Devil Inside and other “found footage” movies, A HAUNTED HOUSE features young couple Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) who have just moved in to their dream house. As they settle in, they quickly find they’re not alone. But it’s not the house that’s haunted, it’s Malcolm’s girlfriend who is possessed by a demon. Malcolm hires everyone from a priest to modern day ghostbusters to rid her of this unwelcome intruder, determined not to let the evil spirit ruin his relationship… or, more importantly, his sex life.”
‘A Haunted House’ Massacre One-Sheet
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