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    I Saw Satan at the 7-Eleven – publishing this Halloween

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    By Peter 'Witchfinder' Hopkins on September 20, 2023 News

    Fear and Loathing meets South Park in a screwball horror novella from the twisted mind of Christopher Brett Bailey. Part romance, part buddy comedy, part bizzarro body horror, I Saw Satan at the 7–Eleven is a dark-as-night tale from a phenomenal new name in literary fiction.

    Two miles north of Hell, a nameless deadbeat narrator spots Satan buying soy milk at the 7–Eleven. Satan’s a washed-up has-been, who’s totally lost his edge. That is until he falls in love with our narrator, and the two embark on a debauched misadventure, by turns slapstick, violent, whimsical, dreamlike and tender.

    Outside in the parking lot, Satan was polishing his windshield. Satan drove a Corvette, obviously. I went outside, kept my distance, eyeballed him wiping dead bugs from his wing mirrors. Clocking me, he struck a rebel pose, one foot up on the bumper, and called out, “I’m not a hippie. I’m lactose intolerant.”

    “What?” I said… to Satan, “Are you talking to me?”

    “Yes, I’m talking to you. I saw you eyeing up my soy milk and I want to set the record straight. I’m. No. Hippie.”     

     

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    ISBN: 9781739285937
    Format: Paperback
    Price: £8.99
    Extent: 136pp
    Pub date: 31st October 2023

    A film adaptation by Terry Gilliam (Brazil, Monty Python) is currently in development.

    Spender Books is an independent publisher based in Bristol. We are distributed by Turnaround.

     

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