SCARY MOVIE 3 SPOILERS
Coming Soon received the following scoop regarding Scary Movie 3, which hits theaters October 24th.
Beware of spoilers:
‘The majority of the character names have just been released:
Charlie Sheen: Reverend Tom Logan
Denise Richards: Annie Logan
Jeremy Piven: Ross Giggins (Cindy’s news reporting partner)
Anthony Anderson: Rapper Mahalik (spoofing Omar Benson Miller’s role in 8 Mile)
Simon Rex: George, Tom Logan’s (Sheen) rapper-wannabe son.
Camryn Manheim: Trooper Champlin, a police officer (spoofing Cherry Jones’ role in Signs)
William Forsythe: The Glench
and finally:
The character playing Michael Jackson in the film is Edward Moss. (Edward Moss’ official site is here)
Also new rappers joining the spoof are Ghostface Killah and Raekwon (The Wu Tang Clan twins).
Info on a new Spoof (spoilers):
There is an intimate scene between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards in the movie, which was described in earlier news on Coming Soon with the quote ‘Don’t find another wife on Ebay…’. More scene details have since been released. In the scene Tom Logan (Charlie Sheen) meets Trooper Champlin (Camryn Manheim) who tells him that his wife, Annie Logan (Denise Richards) has been cut in half. Tom replies and asks ‘Right down the middle?’, whilst making comedic gestures with a ham roll he is eating. Champlin then says ‘Yes right down the middle, Reverend’. The next clip of the scene I saw included Tom Logan speaking to Annie intimately, and Annie does say ‘find another wife on Ebay…’, but the clip carries on. Annie says ‘Tom, I know it’s going to be hard, but you’re going to have to tell the kids’. She sobs more. Tom replies ‘About what?’. Annie whispers ‘Santa…’. And the clip cut off there. I thought it was quite hilarious.
Here’s the new synopsis:
Be warned. From the director of the ‘Airplane!’ comes the hilarious third instalment of the Scary Movie franchise. Now out of College, the hapless Cindy Campbell is a TV News Anchorwoman. Within a matter of days, Cindy is summoned to investigate the mysterious crop circles on Tom Logan’s farm, and uncover the eerie secret behind the death of a close friend. Whilst on her journey, Cindy meets Orpheus, who explains to her that she is ‘The One’ and prophecizes that she must help the President of the United States in preventing a full scale alien invasion.
The comedy opens in theaters on October 24.
Courtesy of Coming Soon
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