In a week filled to the brim with horror spoofage it seems fitting that we end it with a look at the first official trailer from Malcolm D. Lee’s ‘Scary Movie 5’, and as expected it looks pretty terrible. The trailer features Ashley Tisdale (‘High School Musical 3: Senior Year’), Simon Rex (‘Scary Movie 3’), Erica Ash, Heather Locklear and Roland ‘Lil Duval’ Powell along with a look at the much talked about ‘bedroom scene’ cameo appearances from both Charlie Sheen (‘Anger Management’) and the equally headline grabbing Lindsay Lohan (‘Machete’). The spoof sequelisation is set to hit theatres everywhere from 12 April 2013. Check out the trailer below.
“Snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk”
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