Monday, January 25

Host of New Lindsay Lohan Pics From ‘Machete’

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‘Machete’ arrives in US theatres on 3 September and so it feels right that a batch of new stills from the movie and from the production have come to light. But these are no ordinary images, no, these are 5 new glimpses at Lindsay Lohan. She’s blonde, hot and kicking ass as the nun with the gun – you can check them all out below. Jeff Fahey, Steven Seagal, Robert DeNiro, Michelle Rodriguez, Cheech Marin and Jessica Alba all co-star with Miss Lohan, whilst actor Danny Trejo takes the title role of the former Mexican Federale.


“Machete (Danny Trejo) roams the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert DeNiro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin), his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.”


‘Machete’ arrives stateside on 3 September. Sadly UK residents will have to wait all the way until 26 November to get a glimpse of this one. Unless of course you’re an unscrupulous pirate or illegal downloader. Shame on you!

‘Machete’ star Lindsay Lohan as the Nun with the Gun
'Machete' star Lindsay Lohan as the Nun with the Gun

‘Machete’ star Lindsay Lohan Gets Comfortable and Blonde
'Machete' star Lindsay Lohan Gets Comfortable and Blonde

‘Machete’ star Lindsay Lohan is Gun Smoking Hot
'Machete' star Lindsay Lohan is Gun Smoking Hot

‘Machete’ star Lindsay Lohan as Sexy Nun
'Machete' star Lindsay Lohan as Sexy Nun

‘Machete’ star Lindsay Lohan Blonde and in One Tight Costume!
'Machete' star Lindsay Lohan Blonde and in One Tight Costume!

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