A rocket is about to crash when it loses the payload . . . a cargo of mini-robots of destruction! Or, as a doctor describes them: ‘A nanotechnology based weapons system, designed to target and replicate, turning a host into an unstoppable killing apparatus.’ Oh, s***! Bill Nye has nothing on this mad scientist. The nanobots crash into a swamp and locate a giant crocodile. She becomes a metal reptile of death. Run for your f***ing lives!
In the movie, Duffy the zookeeper looks for his coworker that was recently targeted and attacked by RoboCroc for wearing Crocs. He is joined by biologist Jane Spencer. Jane would never give this goofy bastard the time of day but she wants to suck face with him when he shows off scars from his time living amongst chimpanzees. Duffy sets out to capture the crocodile but evil Dr. Riley, who controls the monster from her iPhone, has other plans for her nanobots.
When I was a kid and rocking out on my Nintendo, I saw a commercial for Sega Genesis. My mind was blown – how could a system improve upon 8-bit graphics? Sonic the HedgeHog nearly made my brain melt with his awesomeness. Well, Phase 4 Films has made a 16-bit creature that looks like it would be better suited dodging cars in Frogger. Sega would be so proud.
Late in the film, the crocodile crashes a party at a water park and I was reminded of Piranha 3DD, but that business is a Grammy nominee compared to this RoboCrock of s***.
OVERALL SUMMARY
A rocket carrying nano robots crash lands shortly after takeoff into a zoo. The bots are released and find their way into a massive crocodile. The croc, now programmed to kill, will target anything and anyone for its next meal.
